Games I Want: Muscle March

Namco Bandai is publishing a Japan(as of this post) only Wii ware game, where an evil body building thief, who’s hopefully wearing a black Speedo, a cape, and an old timey bicycle mustache, which he twirlers as he steals your protein. Oh, right he steals your protein from your locker.



Oh, yeah…the thief(s) that ran off with your protein are a robot, a space alien, a Japanese game show host, I have no fucking clue what this dude is, a water imp, what I assume to be a two salarymen on their lunch break, and Dave Meggett; they all stole your protein. The bastards! As you chase after them for your protein, they avoid your beefy grasp by smashing through walls leaving an outline of their bodies on the wall. At this point you the player have to use your Wiimote and Nunchuk to mimic the silhouette, so the anthropomorphic mountain wearing a speedo chasing after the protein thief(s) can go through and continue his chase after the assailants.

“That sounds like fun!” You ironically say to yourself, but than you think to yourself “awesome!” Or…you stare at the picture and asking yourself “why don’t more women look like this?” You secretly want to please this. So do I, it looks kinda funny in an initially-over-the-top-way. As soon as I finished the trailer and when I stopped laughing I thought this was the greatest game to ever come out. Ever!

The Japanese are so lucky.

Muscle March website (it's entirely in Japanese)
Pictures from: Japanator and Wii Blog